Fast and Bulbous

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lex-salvatore:

A guy finds out that his girlfriend of 5 years is cheating. So, he calls a local radio station to dump his cheating girlfriend on the air. The girlfriend thinks she is being proposed DAMNNNNN

LMFAO OOF

THIS IS AMAZING

(via lauren)

SCORE!

this was fantastic

Okay. What. What.
…I usually avoid ranting. 
But I really have to, this time, because this is shocking me.

This is horrible.
I even couldn’t listen to it till the end. This is really horrible.
Cheating and lying is horrible, yes. What she has done was very horrible and I feel sorry. But takinge revenge in public, in this very dirty way? Humble her in front of thousands of people, trying to destroy the life of the woman you claimed to love?
Seriously?
What have you done all this 5 years, good ass sir? PRETEND to love!? Because I don’t believe you that you really loved this woman when you’re able to do such a horrible thing just because of revenge.
You know what, mister. This wasn’t love. It was possesion: a very selfish way of so called “Love”, when you’re depending the amout of your goodwill on how somebody loves you back. Blerg! This is disgusting. This is not #like a boss, this is #like an angry child, hiding behind other people and tell them to hurt for you. 

Why the hell are those assholes encouraging this douchebag? Why do they even feel like they have the right to butt in. If someone like that calls and says he wanted to humiliate someone on air they should tell him he can’t do that!  

Those fuckers were also making fun of her and women in general, what the fuck? 

She cheated? IS SHE THE FIRST PERSON TO CHEAT? REALLY? I HOPE THAT THEIR WIVES DO SOMETHING DRASTIC DUE TO THIS. These people are pieces of shit, why are they even on air? This is disgusting. 

How is this funny in any fucking way? 

LOL THAT BUTTHURT

I can almost guarantee the person saying “IS SHE THE FIRST PERSON TO CHEAT? REALLY?” cheats and is trying not to feel bad about it. This is pretty damn funny and the girl deserved it, she knew she was in the wrong and thought she could get away with it. Oh well.