yougotvexed:

hoboy these are fun, I’ll have to make some more~

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minmo:

so as a social experiment im going to unleash this hot hunk of meat upon my sim town to wreak his manchild wrath

his name is broni friendzoni (it’s italian)

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aaaaaaaaagggg:

leonmcgann:

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i dont understand why do so many people make this mistake??

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rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

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fuckme-bradtollman:

rainbowrites:

shorm:

iggity:

fuckingrecipes:

redkiteslongnights:

mimzors:

rossroads:

How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay

1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with

2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life

Can I make this for someone?! :o I really wanna try this but I don’t really like eggs…

this is so beautifully simple and extravagant i think i might cry about it.

I LOVE THIS CLASSY ASSHOLE

He is just so fascinating to watch.

Also, I need to try it this way omg.

“Just go upstairs and give it to her now. ….The breakfast.”

jesus christ, he’s in a million different shows and then he does things like this too. HOW DOES HE HAVE TIME TO MAKE BREAKFAST FOR HIS WIFE

also, I just love that he laughs at his own joke. He is adorable, for all that he can also be TERRIFYING

This motherfucker, christ i have to step my eggs game up

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  • Everyone like 1 year ago: haha the 3ds is LAME
  • Everyone now: shit.
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ohcorny:

weepinduo

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